Is Garmin envy the same as Penis envy ? Probably....Ive got a serious case, not helped by my recent close shave with free Garmin........yes thats right...free...I was at a bbq when my
brother-in-law pipes up........"oh yeah your a runner, my uncle gave me a garmin but i dont run..want it ?".....
Needless to say i nearly choked on my sausage as he brought it out...a lovely watch...a heart rate strap...a USB....I was crying at this point....then i got it home and realised it was a Forerunner 50..no satellite......god Im naive..and ungrateful for my fantastic brother in law...but Im left still yearning for a satellite-driven split but not prepared to commit the marital self-harm of spending that much ...:(